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I hate contacts. So there. My eyes are too dry and I have myopia, astigmatism and a lazy right eye (along with the rest of me). Yes, I'm aware that there are toric lenses out there, but I didn't have the time to get them made. Plus my pupils are tiny enough for me to show the whites around my eyes without any effort. It's creepy.

All that gazing into body parts aside.

Alex, tell me about Saturday.